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PITBULL AND KE$HA DROPPED THE VIDEO TO “TIMBER,” SO YOU BETTER MOVE
Ke$ha has a knack for bringing up those things we can’t remember we forgot we used to love. Like: raiding convenient stores, James Van der Beek, and, duh, horses. Hello, we love horses! And seapunk hair colors. Why did that have to Tumbl away with the other rinse-out/refresh summer trends? Everyone looks good with pale purple hair. And who doesn’t love Coyote Ugly-style bar dancing? And Jessica Simpson’s style circa Newlyweds? And remember black eyeliner?
While Pitbull parties on an island populated by one babe, one swimming pig and plenty of vodka, Ke$ha crashes a sleepy bar, which frankly looks a little more inviting. She’s like that dangerous friend you can’t help but give in to, ordering shots and yelling “timber,” to whoever can hear her—even if they’re only listening as a guilty pleasure. Either way, it’s going down